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Beware of friends trying to force-feed you, a new food trends study predicts human foie gras will gain in popularity in 2012.
The Filling Station announces "Metro North Shake" in new Brake Dust flavor. Will be served in whatever containers are rolling around the train floors that day.
Lolita Cocina in Greenwich to begin "Extra Romantic Lighting Fridays." Restaurant illumination will go from dim and murky to nonexistent. "Everyone's beautiful when the lights are off," says management. Test audiences responded no change in their ability to read menus.
Friday Froth Sneak Preview: "White Lightening Beer." 100% alcohol brew nearly impossible to buy unless you have a cousin in Kentucky.
Shake Shack's Westport location will feature a "Lite" Burger for guests counting calories, or saving room for custard.
Sandra Lee & Anthony Bourdain to collaborate on new Walmart line of tableware.
Small child attempts to steal 3 foot tall Chocolate Easter Bunny from Belgique Chocolatier in New Canaan. Forced to eat entire rabbit as punishment.